I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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