This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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