This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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