Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I could make wine with my vomit
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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