Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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