When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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