oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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