Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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