Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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