no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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