Don't you send me to vm
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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