These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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