if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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