hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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