What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
