It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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