So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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