If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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