Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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