are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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