yea but for you.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame