remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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