Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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