Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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