Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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