dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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