that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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