oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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