I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
