Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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