he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
