Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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