They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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