We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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