I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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