My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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