It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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