Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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