Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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