Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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