okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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