How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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