Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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