oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Holy sore nipples Batman
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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