Sponge bath it is.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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