Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize