Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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