"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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