My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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