do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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