i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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