So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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