when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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