It's like God shit irony all over that family
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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