ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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