It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
