You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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